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Quit my work!
Published by Miya | Filed under Stuff About Me

Because of my boss being a down right Bi-.. bugger I quit my work yesterday. I’m tired of getting yelled at for stuff I didn’t have anything to do with. I blame it on her being a teacher and all the other receptionists there either being related to her or one of her earlier students. Ugh, one month of work left due to the general laws and then I’m off looking for a better job. Yay! Only reason why I’ve kept that job for so long is lazyness. I got it while I was still 17 which was lucky. But now that I’m 19 and don’t have school on the side, I’m BORED and I want more cash. Hur Hur.
I wonder where I wanna work~ Grocery store would be neat. Either way, 3 days until Eddie Izzard Show! Wheeee
Worst Mutant Powers EVER
Published by Miya | Filed under Stuff About Me
Right. So as this is my first post in a whole new blog (9th one in 4 years *cought*) I’mma start with the usual rant. As suggested by the title and in fact the blog title, someone is a mutant and that person has some ‘powers’. Yes, that’s me. And no I’m not bloody joking or living a dream as a 14 year old with a x-men kink. My fantastically boring mutation was inherited from my dad and basically makes my blood thicker (Protrombin Gene Mutation or some shiz, google it, buggers), giving me a 4-5 increased chance for blood clots. Yippie. Because of it I apparently can’t eat large amounts of broccoli, oh the horror, what a shame.
What annoys me is that it’s so bloody dull. Makes me sleep alot, boring, makes my feet cold due to blood moving around slowly or some shit which is just silly and makes my pulse generally high. Blah. Come on, Mutant! The Movies say mutations are cool and made of awesome! The ability to fly, the power over fire, super human strength and the ability to communicate on certain levels with fish! Whoooo. And I get thick blood. Fuck. ’s like I came late the day they where handing out mutations and there was only the mermaid feet and that one left. For that matter, do mermaids lay eggs like fish generally do? I’m assuming they’re not mamals like dolphins because of the not breathing oxygen thing. Hmm off topic.
Back to the mutation, as mentioned I inherited it from my dad. As it turns out, so did my brother. Which, excluding mum makes us a fucking mutant family. Which could be so cool, except it totaly isn’t. Thick blood family. Bah. Useless mutation.
As a last note, trying to find a picture to go with this post on photobucket is DIFFICULT. Search for “dna” and it keeps turning up with some Anime and drunk people. Da fuck.


